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Skyrim Art Meme by makotomikami Skyrim Art Meme by makotomikami
Blank Meme by *vampirisa here: [link]

Oblivion meme here: [link]

This is a meme based on a character that has her own fanfic comic here, if you're interested :meow: [link]

So, if you'll allow me to indulge myself, I'd like to describe the meme's points a bit more, and I warn you, there's a bit of SPOILERS, so, unless you have finished Skyrim or you're a Nintendo fagboy (which you'll prolly won't play this game anyway since it's "too complicated, OMG! :fear:") KEEP READING:

1. Finally, my perfect Nord, Mathilda is all about swords, little, big or in-between, she has all perks of those :D and she's a Holy Knight, 'cause she uses Heavy Armor to the max and won't use any spells other than those from the Restoration school, to make up for this, she knows how to Enchant the shit out of anything! :D
2. Seriously, you bump into a chicken, what do you think? KILL IT! If Zelda has taught us anything (fuck, I hate using a Nintendo reference) even in Fable with Pete Molyneux's fetish for chickens, anyway, if you attack a chicken or a chicken witnesses you commit a crime, you bet that the guards will be on your ass :noes:
3. Dual-sword decapitation killcam is just made of WIN! :D
4. Sheggs really cracks me up! Although he's not my favorite Daedra, that would be Hircine :D and Ulfric Stormcloak is just the biggest douche ever! Terrible politician if you ask me, and I'm willing to debate this anytime! :mwahaha:
5. Even though I myself am a dude, and I'm surprised I didn't marry my character to a hot chick like Aela, I gotta say that Farkas has gotta be the dumbest yet sweetest guy in Skyrim, perfect match for my Mathilda :D
6. Oh man, this is totally my fave quest, when I got in the prison and it was full of dudes, I thought they'd all gang rape my poor nord girl, but it seems like Skyrim is a lot more tolerant of women :noes:
7. I know, I know, the Forsworn aren't considered as a faction since you can't join them, but you can make some friends in the Cidhna Mine quest, it's just that EVERYONE already says their fave faction is the Dark Brotherhood, I wanted to do something different.
Anyway, at first, I loathed the Forsworn, their human/animal sacrifices, their allegiance with the Hagravens and the ass-whooping they gave me! :noes: but then, I started noticing that they are a lot like my ancestors, the prehispanic cultures like Aztecs, etc, and even though I will never understand their rituals, I've come to respect them and adore my culture, the Forsworn are a lot like that, and I think they are one of the enemy AIs in Skyrim with the best combat strategies :D
8. Man, I REALLY regret not making the Oblivion art meme as of now, I REALLY wanna talk more about my character there, my Breton, December, unlike Mathilda, who I use to combat head-on, December was one of the pussiest warriors ever, relying on my wimpiness of using a 100% Chameleon spell, I'm ashamed U_U
9. Oh man, Beast Form is one of the most convenient things in Skyrim! It can help you a lot from killing Dark Brotherhood targets, to crashing Elewen's little party, plus, the 100% Resistance to Disease is just so yummy! :meow:
10. Well, Skyrim is definitely the best game I have ever played, and I loved ALL of it, even with it's glitches that ignoramuses complain so much, but the thing that annoyed me the most in it, was when the Draugr would blow me away down some steps and beat the crap out of me while trying to get up, it's still very fun, though :XD:
11. EAT IT SUCKERS!!! :P
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
If you don't like Ulfric, does that mean you're on the Imperial;s side, or just see Ulfric as a bad leader? Leaders aside, I can't stand Imperials. Or rather, the Legion... Not trying to be racist. The only race I've grown to actually hate are the Altmer. 
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Well, both, Ulfric is a bad leader, and his stormcloaks are highly racist, I also dislike the Empire's money-grubbing, but accepting all kinds and races of people is a huge step towards progress.
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
I think the whole "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!" deal is just cause they don't want the Thalmor taking over. Yeah, there's the obvious racism in Windhelm against the Dunmer, and that is sad, but I still think things would change for the better if the Thalmor were forced out of Skyrim. Might be my issue with authority speaking, but I'd rather join the racists than bow to the Thalmor. 
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rockslide57 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the forsworn, but they would be a lot better IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY FUCKING JOIN THEM!!! Because then, I wouldn't die from them so goddamn much, and shadowmere MAY not attack the only ones that actually dont attack me. sad face :( 
I like your character though. 
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, hopefully we'll see more of the Forsworn on the next TES, when it's released, like in 2020 xD
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PakLeader21 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm so with you on the lycanthropy thing.
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xXLoboSolitarioXx Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol very funny cx
all the forsworn guys walking around with a big gapping chest wound with some kind of briar thing in it makes me queasy >~< 
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drakonslayer Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist
11TH PANLE AMAZERING
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
IKR? Gee, I wonder what will the next Zelda game be about? Will I have to save Zelda again? From Ganon? By going through dungeons in a set order to collect items in order to advance? And using an effeminate elf in green tunic? That's Nintendo, GODS of innovation!

Now, can Nintendo fanboys come up with any prediction as to what will Elder Scrolls VI be about? Other than Maik the Liar will be in it, and it will possibly have a lot of bugs? :XD:
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drakonslayer Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist
There wont be a VI only elderscrolls ONLINE!!!! :D
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