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Skyrim Art Meme by makotomikami Skyrim Art Meme by makotomikami
Blank Meme by *vampirisa here: [link]

Oblivion meme here: [link]

This is a meme based on a character that has her own fanfic comic here, if you're interested :meow: [link]

So, if you'll allow me to indulge myself, I'd like to describe the meme's points a bit more, and I warn you, there's a bit of SPOILERS, so, unless you have finished Skyrim or you're a Nintendo fagboy (which you'll prolly won't play this game anyway since it's "too complicated, OMG! :fear:") KEEP READING:

1. Finally, my perfect Nord, Mathilda is all about swords, little, big or in-between, she has all perks of those :D and she's a Holy Knight, 'cause she uses Heavy Armor to the max and won't use any spells other than those from the Restoration school, to make up for this, she knows how to Enchant the shit out of anything! :D
2. Seriously, you bump into a chicken, what do you think? KILL IT! If Zelda has taught us anything (fuck, I hate using a Nintendo reference) even in Fable with Pete Molyneux's fetish for chickens, anyway, if you attack a chicken or a chicken witnesses you commit a crime, you bet that the guards will be on your ass :noes:
3. Dual-sword decapitation killcam is just made of WIN! :D
4. Sheggs really cracks me up! Although he's not my favorite Daedra, that would be Hircine :D and Ulfric Stormcloak is just the biggest douche ever! Terrible politician if you ask me, and I'm willing to debate this anytime! :mwahaha:
5. Even though I myself am a dude, and I'm surprised I didn't marry my character to a hot chick like Aela, I gotta say that Farkas has gotta be the dumbest yet sweetest guy in Skyrim, perfect match for my Mathilda :D
6. Oh man, this is totally my fave quest, when I got in the prison and it was full of dudes, I thought they'd all gang rape my poor nord girl, but it seems like Skyrim is a lot more tolerant of women :noes:
7. I know, I know, the Forsworn aren't considered as a faction since you can't join them, but you can make some friends in the Cidhna Mine quest, it's just that EVERYONE already says their fave faction is the Dark Brotherhood, I wanted to do something different.
Anyway, at first, I loathed the Forsworn, their human/animal sacrifices, their allegiance with the Hagravens and the ass-whooping they gave me! :noes: but then, I started noticing that they are a lot like my ancestors, the prehispanic cultures like Aztecs, etc, and even though I will never understand their rituals, I've come to respect them and adore my culture, the Forsworn are a lot like that, and I think they are one of the enemy AIs in Skyrim with the best combat strategies :D
8. Man, I REALLY regret not making the Oblivion art meme as of now, I REALLY wanna talk more about my character there, my Breton, December, unlike Mathilda, who I use to combat head-on, December was one of the pussiest warriors ever, relying on my wimpiness of using a 100% Chameleon spell, I'm ashamed U_U
9. Oh man, Beast Form is one of the most convenient things in Skyrim! It can help you a lot from killing Dark Brotherhood targets, to crashing Elewen's little party, plus, the 100% Resistance to Disease is just so yummy! :meow:
10. Well, Skyrim is definitely the best game I have ever played, and I loved ALL of it, even with it's glitches that ignoramuses complain so much, but the thing that annoyed me the most in it, was when the Draugr would blow me away down some steps and beat the crap out of me while trying to get up, it's still very fun, though :XD:
11. EAT IT SUCKERS!!! :P
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TwilightSparklebutt Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Student General Artist
well the fus ro dah thing was pretty epic '-.-
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DarkAssassin8 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This was very funny xD, I may do one of these :3 meow 
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
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thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist
yeah! down with ulfric! :D
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
If you don't like Ulfric, does that mean you're on the Imperial;s side, or just see Ulfric as a bad leader? Leaders aside, I can't stand Imperials. Or rather, the Legion... Not trying to be racist. The only race I've grown to actually hate are the Altmer. 
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DarkAssassin8 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I dont blame ya, The Thalmor are assholes who think their race is the best, nope I don't like The Thalmor, or The Blades... Delphine is an asshole 
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
Majority of jackasses I deal with are either Thalmor, Bandits, or Forsworn. I'll never understand how anyone can like those assholes.
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DarkAssassin8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Killing everyone in Cidnah mine is fun xD I love killing Madanach, it's fun.
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015
Sounds fun too.
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DarkAssassin8 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Now, if only Ulfric wasn't such a prick and decided "hey, lets team up with the Imperial Legion and rise against the Thalmor" 
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner May 25, 2015
Can't team up with those who would bend knee to the enemy.
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Well, both, Ulfric is a bad leader, and his stormcloaks are highly racist, I also dislike the Empire's money-grubbing, but accepting all kinds and races of people is a huge step towards progress.
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015
Ulfric is a better leader than Tullius. And Tullius is far more racist than any Stormcloak I've ever met. I don't know what you're talking about with accepting. Ulfric and Galmor accept anyone ready to fight for Skyrim's freedom. From a fellow Nord, to a Dunmer, to even a Khajiit or Argonian. 
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
That's only because it's scripted, but take a look at the situation in Windhelm, how the Dunmer and Bosmer are treated as second class citizens, how argonians are forced to live outside the city walls.
Take a look at the rest of Ulfric's forces, EVERYONE is Nord, no exception, meanwhile, the empire has both Imperials and Nords.
And if you finish the civil war by siding with the Empire, Tullius mentions that he has learned to respect Skyrim and its people.
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015
The Dunmer did that to themselves. Niranye, a thriving altmer, mentions how they're too proud to do anything. There's also another Dunmer who manages to get along just fine. the only true racism in Windhelm is from Rolff, one of the local beggars who don't matter. The Dunmer were given a place to live and try to change a city as historic as Windhelm, where Ysgramor's throne is, into a little piece of Morrowind. The first Dunmer in Windhelm you speak to mentions to Rolff how it's "not their fight". How can you not care about what's happening in your own home, where you live? Aval Atheron, the dark elf in the stone quarter says things are bad, but it doesn't help that the Dumner are wallowing in their predicament instead of proving themselves and trying to earn a place in the city. 
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Niranye is a fence that buys stolen stuff from dead people, I don't think she's the best role model of the elves. The owner of the New Gnisis Corner Club states that he asked Ulfric to check the Gray Quarter's state, "but the high lord of his mightiness didn't have the time", Brunwulf Winter, the only impartial Nord besides Susanna the Wicked (prior to her demise), says that Ulfric does not respond when villages of elves in the hold are attacked, but when a Nord village is raided he sends support right away.
And you gailed to address the dire situation in which the Argonians are living in the docks, with lousy pay and exposed to the elements and violence.
And again, even if Ulfric were right, I feel the Empire is stronger united than divided (with Skyrim's independence), especially if they are planning on attacking the Dominion.
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
No they're not. As of Skyrim, the Empire has been falling apart for 30 years! How can be any better off than the Stormcloaks?
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
It CAN be stronger if it becomes united again, without being part of the Empire, Skyrim alone faces not only the Aldmeri Dominion, but their alliance with Elseweyr, Valenwood and possibly Hammerfell (depending on who was telling the truth in the quest "In My Time of Need", though, TBH, I think that Saadia was lying about speaking against the Dominion).
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
I think the whole "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!" deal is just cause they don't want the Thalmor taking over. Yeah, there's the obvious racism in Windhelm against the Dunmer, and that is sad, but I still think things would change for the better if the Thalmor were forced out of Skyrim. Might be my issue with authority speaking, but I'd rather join the racists than bow to the Thalmor. 
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thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist
think about it like this, there's no way in hell the thalmor would let ulfric keep skyrim independent. they'll bust his ass first chance they got because they're not under the empire's protection. and although yet the empire had to ban talos. if you look around you'll find that law isnt actually inforced as the talos priest in whiterun can still be seen doing his duties after the empire takes over. and if the empire did have skyrim, they'll be one step closer to being able to retaliate against the thalmor according to Tullies. and it's not just the dark elves that the stormcloak bash on, it's also the argonians, and redguard, and pretty much anyone who isnt a nord.
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Actually, I think Heimskr gets locked up in the Whiterun prison for his worship. You say it like it'll be a compete slaughter. Both sides will suffer losses. Besides that, Hammerfell showed it's possible to beat the Thalmor. There is no justifiable reason to submit to the Thalmor. 
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thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist
im not saying to submit to the thalmor, even tullis sais that he's trying to find a way to get back at them

and in my playthrough at least, all vanilla no mods or dlc 360 version heimskr is still preaching, the guards dont mind, and sometimes people listen as normal.

and we can all agree it was a mistake to sign the treaty, but at the same time an independent skyrim will still never be left alone.
what would you rather have, live under the empire knowing plans are being made to retaliate against the thalmor and destroy them once and for all, or have a small moment of independence before the thalmor come in, destroy skyrim, and do to the nords what the nords did to the snow elves?
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Hazard89 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Still not seeing how Skyrim will be destroyed so easily. 
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thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist
simple, the stormcloacks will be a new power, weak after fighting off the empire. you think the empire's in bad shape, well, lets just say skyrim's allot smaller than the empirial forces. and skyrim's figuring out its new government, and plent of soldiers will be exhausted, and ripe for the thalmor's picking. plus the thalmor have better gear overall. and more oftan then not when i see a group of thalmor vs stormcloaks, the thalmor always come on top. AND the thlmor already have a foothold in skyrim. the only thing keeping them at bay this the empire's presents in skyrim.
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rockslide57 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the forsworn, but they would be a lot better IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY FUCKING JOIN THEM!!! Because then, I wouldn't die from them so goddamn much, and shadowmere MAY not attack the only ones that actually dont attack me. sad face :( 
I like your character though. 
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, hopefully we'll see more of the Forsworn on the next TES, when it's released, like in 2020 xD
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PakLeader21 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm so with you on the lycanthropy thing.
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xXLoboSolitarioXx Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol very funny cx
all the forsworn guys walking around with a big gapping chest wound with some kind of briar thing in it makes me queasy >~< 
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drakonslayer Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist
11TH PANLE AMAZERING
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
IKR? Gee, I wonder what will the next Zelda game be about? Will I have to save Zelda again? From Ganon? By going through dungeons in a set order to collect items in order to advance? And using an effeminate elf in green tunic? That's Nintendo, GODS of innovation!

Now, can Nintendo fanboys come up with any prediction as to what will Elder Scrolls VI be about? Other than Maik the Liar will be in it, and it will possibly have a lot of bugs? :XD:
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drakonslayer Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist
There wont be a VI only elderscrolls ONLINE!!!! :D
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Don't be like that, I tried the Beta and it sucked =_=
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drakonslayer Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist
True maybe they'll go back to single player robs like fallout4
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
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drakonslayer Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist
Watch out there's a knee shooting bandit
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PlasmaZoroark Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like farkas too!!!!!Love fondo blanco  ~ (my brother chose Lydia...so she only married him cus' she had too XD)
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Heroftimeandlight Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
>:[ 11.
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
:mwahaha:
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Heroftimeandlight Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
It doesn't help knowing that my computers so old it would need 1000$ of replacing hardware to actually play the damn thing. CURSE YOU! 

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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
That's why God created the Xbox 360 and the PS3 :love:

PS: If you're wondering why God created the Wii and Wii U, well, just bear in mind that God likes jokes too! :lol:
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Heroftimeandlight Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
At least we can agree to disagree.Tantrum 
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
NEVER! :mwahaha:
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Heroftimeandlight Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
... Then this is WAR.Bonk Ha ha ha!

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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I'll give you a war you won't believe! :iconramboplz:
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Geminice Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Skyward Sword is good, Skyrim is better...and you pretty much covered most of the reasons why in this meme!
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makotomikami Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Zelda games are just SO predictable, for instance, you can tell a lot of things about the next Zelda that hasn't even been announced: there's a high chance that you'll have to save Zelda (I dunno why don't they just call it The Rescue of Zelda), and also high chance that it'll be from Ganon, what is REALLY certain, is that you'll play as an effeminate elf in green tunic, and you'll have to collect items from dungeons in certain order to advance the plot.

Can anyone predict anything about the next TES game? Well, I can, I bet Maik the Liar is in it, and... it'll have a ton of bugs, but that's basically it ;P
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thebleen12 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013

I like panel ten XD

 

 

and yeah 'no dragonborn in skyrim'

 

skeleton fuckers are dragonborn it seems

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KaitoShion95 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Favorite parts of this strip.... #1 no one escapes from chidna mine.. (XD) aaaannnnnd.... CHEESE FOR YER INTESTINES!~ XPPPP
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Reyrocksall Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
She looks like Astrid from How to Train Your Dragon
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Axitros Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
My god Its true!
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